...Then the DeLorean will never make it 'back in time?' :rolleyes:

no...then I'll fail my course!...man...what to do...
*glances around the room, and his eyes land on kadino*
...hey!...kadino!...buddy! um...uh...do you mind if I...kinda...borrow your soul? JUST FOR A MINUTE! I swear I'll resurrect you when I'm done, and put it back (..if I remember how...).

Moogles don't have normal souls... made almost entirely of magical energy and all...

aww...that's lame. Know any volunteers I can ask?

She sighes, then goes into her corner and cries.

"I'm all alone! With no-one to yaoi RP with!" cry cry.

*runs over* AL! oh thank goodness...please...PLEASE let me borrow your soul! I'll give it right back when I finish..I PROMISE!

*watches Kad's avatar for a while in happy bliss*

[Man, I just now figured out how to do animated GIFs
with the art program that I have. Be a pain to try to
figure out how to use what you use, Kadino. Bleh...]

*grabs a bottle of Ketchup and pours it in FD's pants*

"Did I hear someone say Yaoi?!? Ooooh.....fun-ness..."

*FD runs in, except he now has white hair and fangs*
GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! I finnally did it! I passed my final exam, and got my 1000th soul! so now that I graduated as a necromancer, you'll never guess which guild I joined next!

*Drunken stumbles out of a chair*

The "Shut the **** Up and Die" Guild?

*Snorts and falls to the ground, wetting his pants*

no! better yet! the vampire guild! watch...watch....
(looks around the cafe, and grins as he spies a human in the back)
BLOOD! (lunges forth and bites the human on the neck, who emits a lifeless moan as he collapses. FD licks his lips and smiles as he dettaches his fangs)

hey no cussing at Tri-Link's!!!!

what about sucking the life out of humans? is THAT allowed?

*she sniffles, and blinks.*

but I don't have a soul!!

jeeze...it's alright. I already passed that test. Vampire now, remember? :). well...I g2g people.
*waves. FD closes his eyes, and is enveloped in a red cloud as he shrinks into a bat and flies out the door*

"Nope...." she replies as she returnes her attention to her lack of a yaoi RP buddie on aim.... ignoring the fact that we are both in school in the same class.

yeah FD you CAn suck the life oiut o fhumans, as long as it's AMERICANLINK!!!

and i'm joking, i dont' care if you cuss

She looks at Flyboy.

"But I don't have a life... either...." she blinks some more.

it's ok, who really does? what is a "life" anyhow, let's get philosophical here...

what example do we measure having a "life", lots of friends, good job, marriage, family? if everyone was the same, the world would be a boring place

-walks in looks around and asks-
Where can someone get a PEPSI around here? I just had a girl turn me down for a date, for the 5th time and I need to drink my sorrows away.

crossix...what happened man, tell us the story

Blech! Pepsi? Even if I knew where they kept the soft stuff I wouldn't tell you where THAT stuff is.

Though I can find you some awesome turpentine! I don't know where they get the stuff but I was told that I can distribute it to anyone when the bartender's not around. Temp's such a cool guy to let me do that.

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*a green cloud of mist floats into the cafe, and materializes into FD*
being a vampire is fun! I can slip through keyholes and crap! so anyway...unfortunately, I can't drink any REAL beverage or anything...and I can't eat anything that didn't have lifeblood in it.
*takes out a bag of mice to snack on*

"Ugh... Do you mind eating something a little... less gross than mice in here? Like maybe a person or two?" she says as she wrinkles her nose.

hey no foreign food in Tri-Link's

ok i really need to stop acting like the warden around here and just RELAX

-goes to the tap, pours a tall glass of Killian's Irish Red and starts sipping while laying down on the bar counter-

who wants to talk about the good ole days?

*From the bathroom comes a yell*

To hell with the old days! This bastard's got outside food!

*SKL kicks open the bathroom door, pants down. He proceeds to put on sunglasses and starts to beat up FD*

-jumps off the counter now after haivng 4 drinks, drunk as hell and jumpts on the bandwagon beating FD up-

*since FD is a vampire, he is immune to your sissy blows*
FOOLISH SKULL CHILD! *eyes turn a dark red as he jumps to bite SKL on the neck*

*Since SKL is so much cooler, he dodges FD's attack....y'know, since he's so cool*

FOOLISH....FOOL!

She blinks, then throws a clove of garlic at FD as she reads her manga.

nah, I'm an italian vampire! *sniffs the garlic, shrugs, and throws it in the garbage*...now where was I...ah! yes. biting the skull child. (SNARL!) *FD closes his eyes, and transforms into a wolf, who proceeds to beat up SKL*

She blinks again, then takes out a squirtbottle and sprays FD.

"FD is a vampire now? Aw man.....there goes my meal ticket..."

*hides her own fangs from view and prepares to leave the bar*

It's okay, the bar doesn't take tickets anyway.

They took my knife though... won't give it back neither...

holy water? bah! I'm protestant.

oh, and don't worry kara. I'm only a vampire until I pass my guild test. then, I'll be able to switch out of this form whenever I want.

"Nope, just water." she says, then sprays her arm with some. It smells lemony.

"Nope. Lemonade."

oh. sweet. literally. too bad I can't drink anything. oh well. *FD turns back into his normal, vampiric self* well, I'm gonna go. *waves* by peoples!

vampires, demons, zombies *sigh* never a dull moment in this place

"Nope." she replies as she continues to read her manga. She blinks, then sets the book aside and walks over to the arcade to play some DDR.

I'm sure they can be when their not attacking you. What with having been around for a long time. I mean imagine how boring some old people can be, and then multiply that a few times and you have your average undead.

Hears Nemesis, and runs over, practically tackling him when she glomps him.

"NEMI-NEMI!"

One does not simply 'glomp' the nimble nightmaren! There shall be dire reprocussions including but not limited to a dessert bar with iced creams!

I asked out a girl I work with(the most beautiful girl at my job hands down!) 5 times and she said she couldn't go out becuase she was busy, all 5 times. So i won't be asking her out anymore. I don't know why I asked a 5th time and gaive her my number for the 2nd time. I figured that if she didn't call the frist four times that she wouldn't call the 5th time. Huh, i was right. No call friday night. To all the guys out there, girls don't date losers! Trust me haven't had a date in over two years!

She shrugs, never relinquishing her hold on Nemesis.

*FD walks in, carrying his new sword*
Soulblades aren't allowed at the Vampire guild...so I got this nifty falchion! *gives it a few swings* it's a bit heavier than my old one...but it works. Oh! and check out this new technique I learned! *FD walks towards a shadowwy part of the cafe, and vanishes into the darkness*
I can blend into the darkness, allowing me to sneak up and do crap.
*FD, being invisible and all, creeps up behind AL and pokes her in the back*
BOO!

listen bro, you're not a loser and that's a fact, you're measuring it on things that are arbitrary...i didn't date anyone, or try and they didn't ask me for 2 years, then out of nowhere this beautiful girl and me start hanging out and dated for 16 months before breaking up (on good terms) you'll get yours, and that's a fact!! this girl, just be straight up with her, though it's hard and takes balls, just be like, hey if ur not int erested just say so, i'll move on. that'll show her that you have confidence in yourself and respect for yourself and she might think that attractive, if not, then she don't deserve you. remember you are a great guy and you have something to offer girls that no other guy can

...don't ask me. I'm just a vampire.
*chomps on another mouse*

speaking of vampires, are they going to make an underworld 2?

*shrug*
dunno. I wasn't asked.
*FD does that nifty trick with his eyes to control a person's mind (like in dracula) to cause a random human to stand and walk over to him*
but, I never even saw the first :P
*when his victim is close enough, FD bites her on the neck, and licks lis lips afterwards*

I want to say thank you to flyboy. AS for Ella(that is the codename that my and my bestfriend at work gave her) and me we are talking and are still friends. I just wont be asking her out anymore. I mean I've heard everything but, i can't I'm washing my hair tonight.

girls try to be nice with their excuses, but i'm glad to hear that you're not going to deal with her anymore...find a girl that appreciates you

*Does a little moogle-dance, the majestic Cafe + Roleplay = In-Character Dance*

Mmmmm, I stole the Spicy Beef Jerky from Bigfoot in the confusion of battle!

She gives him the look that all women are capable of.

...fine.
*grumbles*
well...anyway...I wonder if the arcade still works?
*walks towards the arcade...bites the quarter guy on the neck, and uses his money to play*

Who wants to do shots with me, no i mean seriously in real life...come on...

*FD proudly walks in, holding a small, dark red ruby*
LOOK WHAT I GOT! LOOK WHAT I GOT!
*points to the stone*

That my sir, is a sugar-candy.

You forgot to hold it over your head and say 'dah-dah-dah-DAH!'

*slogs in to the cafe, drenched and exhausted, and collapses on the side of the jukebox*

"My god... when will it ever end?!? I know no respite!"

*Throwing his curved, and bloodied dagger at the floor, he looks longingly at a large, dusty, puffy cushion he'd brought in months earlier*

"Hah, for once, perfect foresight"

you ok man? can i get you some of daddy's medicine, it'll fix you right up

*Is caught once again dancing to Ronfaure with a tiny tom-tom*

I love my old jukebox...

yeah you spend alot of time with that thing, it probably loves you back

well...no. it's actually the bloodstone of Dias. a symbol of my graduation! yay! I'm no longer a vampire. I'm an oracle now.

Well, if you are not going to let me eat it, I have no desire to hear more of it.

What what!?! Do you hear that? I say! Do you hear that!
What? Yes! There it is again! It demands music! Right then!

*SLAMS his knife-hilt into the jukebox's side, creating a small hole*

Uweheheheheheee!

*Whispers something in the jukebox-hole, and imps and greater demons start clawing their way out of the floor*

Whoa! Who would have guessed? Time to clean up guys!

*The Jukebox, in timely fashion starts to play What The Heck?*

-Walks in with a 20oz bottle of Pepsi ilfts it up-
This ones for the Pope! Rest in peace holy father!
-Chugs the pepsi in one big drink-

She gets bored and goes to play DDR. She soon gets bored of that, and wanders over to FD. In one quick motion, she pushes him into the pool and runs

yeah man, for sure, rest in peace...there's just something about people that follow such a strict regiment for the betterment of others, you gotta give him props for that

*FD summons a gust of wind to push him back to stability before falling in*

HA!

*FD waves his arm, and summons AL through a dark portal, which opens right over top of the pool*

MWAHAHAH!

i'm going in, let's go fight dark things

*runs over with his weapon fastly tightened around him and jumps with wreckless abandon*

and what, pray tell, shall we fight?

I attack the Darkness! :P

how can one attack darkness? for darkness is but the absence of light.

Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!

ok...what is your saving throw versus drunkeness?
(rolls his lucky 100 sided die)

I set my character sheet on fire playing with the dragon candlestick... can I have another?

Pax meanders in with that muted sound of shuffling robes and jingling steel that accompanies each step, wearing an expression waling the tightrope between a quiet smile and an arrogant, toothy grin. "Evenin'..."

I am SO not getting in your car this time.

*Leaps atop the jukebox and assumes a defensive stance*

*returns from the dark void*

what the hell guys, where did you go?

haha, i had some moonshine tonight :)

Well, maybe it'd lighten up the generic dark void eh?

*Punts FBL back into the void*

You people and your dark voids. Sheesh.

when I was a boy it was all zombie armys and falling cows.

Lest we forget, cows can only do so much falling before it is magically changed to exploding.

And we could deal with more zombies, not cow zombies, not gangster zombies, but the good old run-of-the-mill Farm Zombies.

nooooo!!! not teh zombies!!!

do those farm zombies kinda, sprout from the ground? Like your standing their pulling on a carrot and POP a zombie appears?

sounds like something from SMB2

Well, if I wasn't afraid of burning down the cafe I'd return them all to dust on the earth with a flint and dagger.

*runs outside and starts pulling up bushes, looking for a POW block*

I really hope my Earthboundian quips aren't falling on diamondized ears.

well, don't forget, I studied as a necromancer for a while!
*FD casts a "turn undead" spell to gain control of the zombies. FD tells all the zombies to go to hell. they obey*

*watches the zombies fling themselves against the ground in an attempt to get to hell*

*FD rolls his eyes and opens a portal*
details...
*the zombies jump in, and screams of agony are heard.*

what do you expect? they have no brains!

sure they do! just that they're on a slab somewhere.

i wanna live an adventure, without leaving the cafe', what could i do

hrm...well uh. If you give me some time, I could forge a secondary universe in the cozy confines of your own cafe.

yeah dude why not

*writes a contract allowing FD to expand the section in the back for a secondary universe to go on adventures*

ok then. I'll need 7 white candles, some black chalk, and at least 3 souble edged blades.

*gives him....that* hehe

cool! now for some acolytes.
*conjures a few zombies, and gives each one of the blades*
ok...here we go! *lights the candles in a septagram, and connects the points with the chalk*
now then...I strongly recommend that you not be in the room when we open the gate. it might get ugly if there are any creatures on the other side. wouldn't want them to sense more than 1 life form.

i gotcha, i'll go lower my power level so they dont' see it

*gets behind the bar totally unnoticeable*

one can only hope....ok! here goes...well, SOMETHING
*FD and his acolytes cross blades over the septagram, and recite an ancient incantation. The candles at the points extinguish in unison, and a gust of wind blows through the cafe*

This won't take much longer.

*at once, the candles re-light themselves, only with a blue flame. the symbol drawn on the ground begins to undulate. Eventually, it vanishes entirely with a great flash. ALl that remains is a black, gaping hole in the ground*

cool! so far so good. Looks like this section of the host universe is uninhabited at the time. Now all we need to do is measure the vibrations, and reforge them in our own, seperate plane.

*Sylvia, a strangley pretty gargoyle, comes strolling in, grabs a bottle of water and sits at a table, placing her talonous feet on top of the table.*