*grabs Shadow and throws him at the barrel*

Poor barrel. They're expendable anyway.

...Humaniods that is. Stupid capitalists flooding the market with elves and such for years.

They taste delicious fried and salted, though.

I wouldn't eat something that challenges the various bounds of gender. Especially Ettins.

*blinks*

*pokes the barral with a chopstick*

*it shatters*

Yessssss, soon there shall be NO barrel to stand in the way of my delightful plans...

*FD falls in through the ceiling, as is his custom*
Oh hello! it's been some time.
*a barrel sneaks up behind FD with a knife*
Well anyway, how are we today?

..there's a serial killer on the loose.. and it's a barrel...

Remember, every dungeon has a super-strong baddie in it who's just waiting for you to kill it and get it's schweet lootz.

*blinks*

*pokes Kadino with a chopstick to see if the same thing will happen*

You know, that's a really easy way to get oneself evisicerated and/or pied. Due to time constraints, Mack will throw the pie.

*Mack Throws a Pie!*
*SMAAAAAAaaaaaaaSH!*

*American Link takes 25 points of Tasty Damage!*
*The Runaway Mack is barkling loudly!*
*American Link collapses and falls to the ground (to further enjoy pie).*

*Decides to become a parasite soul In kadino's body as a new body of his own doesnt seem forthcoming, drifts into kads ear and finds a lonley corner of his mind to sit in and watch*

You have no idea how bad a move that truly is.

Well... Here's is a problem...

Where is le Mack to throw la pie?

Mack acts like a demon, and is temporarily transported to you and under your verbal influence upon uttering his true name (Mack).

Unlike most of you, I never forget to summon him into a circle of power. Without temporarily trapping him inside, he wouldn't be obliged to obey and could instantly recall his form to its original position or simply run amok.

*curiously starts opening doors within Kad's psyche. Some contain moogles, some hidden pain over lost love, some plans for his story and one constant imagery from ff6. Until finally he reaches a door that seems constructed of enormous resiliance and padlocked numerous times.*

*she blinks, confused.* Um... huh? *feeling as if though she wouldn't understand anything, she decides to follow Nemesis about.*

*follows AL*

Conga line!!!111!

*starts doing a little dance* Wooohah!

We need some music!

*Shadow happens to be sitting on the stage with a guitar in hand and begins playing a latin jazz style tune perfect for dancing.

It would be much better if someone who played drums and a bassist came on in...

((ironic that today i just randomly stumbled on this cool sounding latin dance tune while just screwing around. II Vs for all))

*walks in carrying a large trout*

Sorry, the shop was all out of bass.

Karo...


that was terrible...

*shadow throws a spear through the fish, nailing it to the wall.

You murderer! He just wanted a friend..

well...erm...this is interesting.
*scratches his head in puzzlement, assimilates the fish*

*blink blink*

But I thought that kitties ATE fish? *cough*or ran from them... looks at her own cat* Not befriended them...

He was going to make friends with the inside of my tummy.

Well... it doesn't me he can't... yannow... >_>

And, neerrrg! How much job experiance does one need to be a forking busboy?! D: I swear, the people at the local resturant are stupid!

..not as much as a taxiboy, that's for sure..

And thus, as an upstanding cafe, we must now pledge! PLEDGE! To drive them out of business! Not only for the lesser evils of busboy hazing and mediocre sustainence, but also for our own self-justifiable good!

Just look at our current customer base! Nothing but the hardcoriest of lounge lizards dare tread upon the wetted carpet! Why, the last time we rolled out the big, red tongue - I... I can't remember the last time I saw it put to use! To think! Who is with me?

For Glorious Hotsauce! Huzzah!

To arms! To arms!

We all know you have two arms, Shadow, you don't need to tell us.

But you have no arms.

Your all legs.

But I'm anthromorphic, so my front legs are considered arms.

Nonetheless, they are legs. I didn't ask for your smart mouth son. *smack*

Wise up and get opposable thumbs. And more Felicia images.

*thows her arms up* I'M FREEEEEEEEEEE! o.0

Erm... never mind.

Well In-DEED!

Not all of us can just clear our obligations and do whatever we DAMN well feel like?

*fingersnap*
This is why Buddha invented the great Iced Creams that we now stock the Cafe with. Try one, they make the world seem right.

Meow.

I counter your furry half-cat with a real one!

OHEMGEEZ, Furry! I came running when I heard.

Furries? Where?

And that's a good shot, cyber! Did you take it?

And Elem! Long time no see!

I think that cat is caught on a fishing pole and the resolution is too low to see the line.

In better news, the Catch of the Day is no longer considered mammalian. Mostly due to bodily decay/evolution.

Uh, yeah. I guess you could say I "took" it.

See, I'm...uh...a newly christened SA goon and there was a thread about jumping cats, so...

Hey, don't give me those looks. Um...mommy...

[quote=Cyberventurer]Uh, yeah. I guess you could say I "took" it.[/quote[

Ah. I see. So you didn't take the picture, but, rather, you took the picture.

And, dude! *points to your avatar* What are you doing with my mom in your avatar.

Yeah. I know that's monk.

SA = Streetfighter Alpha? Goon you say?


You are Birdie!

And to think I was about to HIRE some chain-licking muscle for money!

*little voice in kads head*

Umm, hello, mr moogle man? I'm stuck...

Chain-licker? I don't usually swing that way but if there's money involved...

Right here.

And here.

http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Doug-Winger/

Indeed. Miss me? <3



...



Furries. :noooo:

May I ask, Element, why you have a torn apart furbie in your avatar? What happened to the dragons? ;-;

...maybe they mauled the furby?

Well... they didn't maul it enough!

I haven't had dragons in my avatar for a whiiiile.

;-; But the dragons are, like, *** happyest!

The cafe certainly could use some dragon.

What's with the censoring...?

***

If you hadn't realized yet, mispelling 'THE' is naughty.

Oh, is that what this shit is... I'm am quite enamoured with the train of thought the staff follows.

My thought patterns aren't considered trains in 28 States. Also I think that was Disco's doing.

...Wooo.

And no dragons, at the moment. Can't handle that shizzle.

Wasn't CV the other dragon-person we had?

Mhmm- Arlene n' Wolf, too, though the latter in more of a wishy-washy way.

Yeah, but I ended up shying away from these threads, and I felt out of place. x_x

This thread's an exception since there hasn't been any serious RPing since page 47 or so.

~Edit~

Ooo, new title pictures under our names.

It took you that long to notice them?

They're sexy, them new icons.

....er....riiiiight.
*throws a shoe at Element*

*Sheds Fierce Deity of his mortal coil.*

..and now they're gone? wtf?

*Hands Karo a New Cookie*

Get rid of your old cache, pal.

D'oh!

Out of the purest curiousity, Karo, what's with the panty shot and the tail growing out of the left buttcheek? o.ô

Whoa, wait a second. Take the...FOXgirl home? When did Karo become trans-species? :o

It looks like she's sitting on her tail. As for the panty shot... it wouldn't be anime without it.... >_>

If you say so.

*wakes up after a couple months of sleeping, covered in garbage and medical waste*

And now I have AIDs.

SKL, get over here. I have fluids to exchange.

Where did you find all my medical waste? You must have stolen it all! I was looking for that you know.

Well, you probably used most of it anyway. Not like I even have access to ferrets anymore.

Mmmmm... Medical waste.

Tri-Link's is starting to scare me... it's recently been becoming dead when I leave the cafe instead of when I arrive...

<.< // >.>

*spins rapidly thrice, after which is found wearing a headband with a long, unicorn horn on it*

"Kupo! Round and round you go! Mogri!"

*Looks around expectantly*

I don't know what to expect from that.

The hours have passed along lazily, and finally, in comes marching a moogle: short, bluish, highly annoyed, and sporting a cape that seemed to accentuate these qualities.

"you know, it was you who broke the portal! This had better be an emergency!"

*Kadino looks around and says*

"yep! you have to guard this cafe from evil for two weeks time. Though make sure to just make it look like you're a highly inquisitive and conversational visitior."

*This shorter moogle looks around at the cafe's patronage in disgust*

Hey, don't look at me in disgust there son. I'm probably the most normal person you'll ever meet here.

hey anybody here?

No, I'm sorry, Anybody left..
Would you like to leave a message?

*with a derisive snort and a loud crack, the smaller moogle disappears from sight*

Hah? Broken was it? Pfft, like we wanted you anyway.

...hey my wallet! I was keeping sugar packets in that!

And where is Underdog? We need more furries of questionable intent in this topic.

*Shadow leans back in a chair he's been in since TLC opened*

So...how bout them syncronized swimmers?

Can they be furries?

Also, you might want to let that chair air out, it looks quite damp and possibly soiled.

*Scurries from the shadows, pushes Shadow out of his chair, and goes back to lurking behind the bar*

Someone should take the chair outside and burn it. I fear it has been keeping the patronage at bay.

Hey, hey! What if it's mr chair. SKL woudn't want you burning mr chair.

Stop being sexist!

As for the burning - Let the Chair-Bearer decide.

Ok, not since the place opened. I sorted hopped from chair to chair to the sofa and then back to a chair.

And now i can't get the whole "skullfucklink" out of my mind. It has forever changed my view of SKL.

Yeah i know, I almost typed it like that in my post above but decided not to incase somebody hadn't read that thread. Also it might make SKL cry and I wouldn't want to do that because I implanted acid in his tear ducts and he might burn his eyes out.

Someone has been to Khakain too often.

Also, I am in dire need of food... (seriously... and there's nothing in my dorm either) You can all make this better (worse) by talking about the delicious food we're all eating. -_-;;

It turns you into a different person.

Now all we gotta do is get an admin to change his username to skullfucklink for effect.

Kinda like a Raiden equivalent.

Raiden was a nazi-japo-nuclear-demonic threat. Hispanics say "no"

If only we had the slightly pointless banking and shop systems. My money would finally have had some use.

This is scary, we already have two lines of conversation going... That used to be extremely dangerous, and I would do my best to cause it.

well lets just keep the skullfucklink line going till he notices it and says something about it.