HTLOZ: We're not Falco-X, but we knew him
HTLOZ: Not to be mistaken for a wrestling federation
HTLOZ: It's Real.
HTLOZ: One does not simply SLIDE into Tri-Link's
HTLOZ: We're takin' this thing to Mexico
HTLOZ: Yes, we're insane. At least enjoy yourself.
HTLOZ: Where Ninjas come alive... To kill.
HTLOZ: Viva la revolution!
HTLOZ: What is the Xbox?
HTLOZ: The place to be when the world is destroyed
HTLOZ: Just when you thought your life was boring...
i swear to god if u dont move i will install a virus on HTLOZ
HTLOZ: For the Republic!
HTLOZ: I have the high ground!
HTLOZ: Visit us on the internet
HTLOZ: We permabanned Jesus' account
HTLOZ: We got snakes.
HTLOZ: vote roman
HTLOZ: We power our internet with owls
HTLOZ: Playing With our Wii
HTLOZ: Spoiler: Gale dies
HTLOZ: I don't come here for the Zelda.
HTLOZ: Oh my god, its alive again, it's almost like Jesus
HTLOZ: Someone hacked the site and is updating it!
HTLOZ is a Zelda site?
HTLOZ: Here Until Twilight
HTLOZ: Pronounced HIT-LAWZ
HTLOZ: Pants are optional
HTLOZ: You'll like the way we look.
HTLOZ: Less legos, possums, and ghosts per capita
HTLOZ: Don't feed the SKL
HTLOZ: Mack is a verb
HTLOZ: Mack is a noun
HTLOZ: Mack is an adjective
HTLOZ: Now with fewer Fake Triforce Screens!
HTLOZ: Hand-coded in front of a live studio audience
HTLOZ: Mandated by God.
HTLOZ: Not quite bat country
HTLOZ: All's fair in love and MURDER
HTLOZ: we have a website?
HTLOZ: You can't blame TSA for this
HTLOZ: Flash sucks, we'll use big images instead
HTLOZ: Like a den of angry Dekus
HTLOZ: Up to date with last year's jokes
HTLOZ:
HTLOZ: With a Vengeance
HTLOZ: Failure playing in stereo
HTLOZ: Coming straight to video
HTLOZ: Crackasize!
HTLOZ: Home of the Purple Omen
HTLOZ: A secret front for Khakain
HTLOZ: Secretly controlled by Khakain shh
HTLOZ: now i will go and eat rice
HTLOZ: if the donkey he will know
HTLOZ: The Zelda community's greatest mistake
HTLOZ: Like a series of tubes, used for waste
HTLOZ: Now on the internet!
HTLOZ: Do not ingest
HTLOZ: The Website Strikes Back
HTLOZ: The following website has been rated "WTF"
HTLOZ: The path to many abilities some consider to be... postacular.
HTLOZ don't know 'bout my consumer rights!
HTLOZ hacked my eyes!!
HTLOZ: Did everything just taste purple for a second?