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The Drunk King - A story of a drunk king

Once upon a time there was a drunk king. He was ye olde king of Zelda. Here is one legacy of him:

zlondotcom: did you see my website?
Censored name: www.guinness.com
zlondotcom: I wanted to show Brian it so he can let me work on the site
Censored name: lookin' good
zlondotcom: www.shockrock.net
zlondotcom: I made it for someone
zlondotcom: isnt that a beer website?
Censored name:
zlondotcom: Im under age
zlondotcom: you want to make me drink
Censored name: oh well
zlondotcom: Ill just have to sue you
zlondotcom:
Censored name: how... scary...
zlondotcom: indeed
Censored name: this stuff's all based on who has the best lawyer these days.
Censored name: Ill have to hire the bum across der street
zlondotcom: GC man has been gone quite a while
Censored name: oh well.
zlondotcom: did you take him off your mod list?
Censored name: ja
zlondotcom: oh
zlondotcom: I still think he's dead
Censored name: probably discovered Guinness.
zlondotcom: oh
zlondotcom: for us americans its the budweiser
Censored name: we got it
zlondotcom: oh
Censored name: Guinness is Irish anyway.
zlondotcom: I heard british people have rabies
Censored name: The disease was eradicated here.
zlondotcom: take tony blair for example
Censored name: but a bat was discovered with it.
zlondotcom: oh
zlondotcom: No I think it was Tony Blair
Censored name: Toe Knee
zlondotcom: Tony?
Censored name: Yes
zlondotcom: Guess what happened when I opened forums
Censored name: Has it got anything to do with porridge?
zlondotcom: yea exactky
zlondotcom: *ly
Censored name: Thought so.
zlondotcom: well any ways I said 'We're not here to moderate you'
Censored name: I'm not here to moderate people either.
zlondotcom: I had 50 people there anyhoo. I found out checking the forums one month later they were going to start a rebellion against me
zlondotcom: for some reason
Censored name: Welcome to the admin world...
zlondotcom: Then my host cancelled due to 'other priorities'
Censored name: Have a Guinness.
zlondotcom: e-beer
zlondotcom: you must be drunk
Censored name: hic
Censored name: Yes, my typing is better after a few drinks.
Censored name: hic
zlondotcom: I wonder if itll work for me
Censored name: No. I'm special.
zlondotcom: oh
zlondotcom: see im fast but lots of TYPOS!!
zlondotcom: youre not special
zlondotcom: youre not hip
Censored name: The Guinness doesn't agree.
zlondotcom: your not hip
zlondotcom: *hop
Censored name: hic
zlondotcom: but I am
zlondotcom: so you are constantly drunk?
Censored name: Never.
zlondotcom: ok.
zlondotcom: I was just messing
Censored name: Having th odd beer doesn't make one a drunkard.
Censored name: the^
Censored name: there, it's worn off.
zlondotcom: ok
zlondotcom: you shouldn't listen to gaming music
Censored name: i ned 2 goe get anuva cann
zlondotcom: its not all the great
zlondotcom: really
zlondotcom: I understand you even better than before
Censored name: im an acumplissed musisshun
zlondotcom: ah yes very well than
Censored name: i no wots a gud t00n
zlondotcom: ok what
Censored name: this 1
zlondotcom: telling me it would be nice
Censored name: Ah, that hit the spot.
zlondotcom: you should listen to techno you would like it
Censored name: I can write my own music.
zlondotcom: I used to have a demo for music making
zlondotcom: But I had to delete it
zlondotcom: I forgot how to though
zlondotcom: have you ever played a game called counter-strike?
Censored name: Has it got porridge in it?
zlondotcom: yea sure
zlondotcom: and lil red riding hood
Censored name: Oh, then I'm the best at whatever it is. Yeah.
Censored name: Just point me to the porridge.
zlondotcom: Up ye but and around the corner
zlondotcom: sorry just had to say that
zlondotcom: its actually inside the hood of your car
zlondotcom: omg spam attack at the boards!

You'll never see king do this again. Laugh while you still can
Im prolly gonna get lots of bad things from king, but o well.

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Raz

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Well, porridge is pretty great...

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King

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I do like my windups (hadn't touched a drop).

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Lya

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quote:

Originally posted by King (hadn't touched a drop).

sure you hadn't King.. not a drop
coughs loudly

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*Saves copy in his pile of junk.* This is great. Heh.

*Runs.*

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