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"And lo, the LORD saw that the script kiddies and hotmail hax0rs were many, and dumb, and HE sent Kadino down in a rickshaw of sarcasm drawn by Mack and Saber to smite them. And He saw this, and it was good." -- 2 Gamercrossfireus 54:3

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Quote #111
Originally posted by moeman343
I still haven't mastered women.

Originally posted by Brian
No straight man has mastered women, sir.

Quote #112
Originally posted by LZ645
WTF DON'T NAME IT ABNER YOU STOOPID IT WILL RUIN HIS SELF ESTEEM AND ALLLL THE OTHER CATS WILL BE LIKE "WTF YOUR NAME IS ABNER OMG WAT A CRAPPY NAME LOLOLOLOL U NOOB

Name it Pete. Yes, Pete. Pestilential Pete, that is.

Quote #113
Originally posted by Mack
Whoa, whoa, there's nothing irresponsible about hanging around a lot of girls. Unless of course you're dating all of them... that would be a bit tricky, although if you throw in some pie charts then it's done responsiblly.

Quote #114
Originally posted by SC5
Anyway, between Tempest, Moe and me, one sets the wood, one lights the fire and the other adds galons of fuel.

But I win all beauty contests.

Quote #115
Originally posted by Brian
Dear Ayn:

Your words have always been so kind and comforting.

Plz marry me.

Love,
Brian

Originally posted by Ayn
Dear Bribri,
I'll marry you on one condition- I get first dibs on the food come Super Bowl Sunday.

Love,
Ayn

Originally posted by Brian
Sorry, these terms I refuse to accept.

Go to hell with the greatest of respect,
Brian

Originally posted by Ayn
May your innards be torn from your body and consumed by a nuclear gas waste infested amphibian.

Respectfully,
Ayn

Quote #116
Originally posted by Wolf
* Wolf thinks /me is for lazy people. Therefore,

* Wolf shall use this feature.

Quote #117
Originally posted by LZ645
I know that I'm somewhat judging the system before it comes out, but come on, it sounds ridiculous. It's like adding a third wheel to a segway and calling it an innovation in safety.
(On the Nintendo Dual-Screen)

Quote #118
Originally posted by Tempest
I seriously doubt they are. People who are that incredibly dumb would have killed themselves by means of hair dryer and shower, or sunblocker while driving.

Or hell, i've seen people set on fire after hitting a flaming gasoline filled melon with a bat and THEY could probably deduce there isn't an "any" key.

I long for a natural predetor of humans to weed out the stupid.

Quote #119
Originally posted by SkullkidLink
Hey...I was toilet trained at gunpoint...

*Flashback to last week*

Quote #120
Originally posted by Kadino
Well, my tiny mind doesn't remember you very well... and Patrick (who is probably posting as I write this) won't know you in the least, I'm sure. So uhh... Welcome (back)! Kupo!

Originally posted by Patrick
I got no idea who you are what you did, but I sure ain't forgiving you! Well...tell ya what, if you forgive me for not forgiving you, I'm gonna forgive you. (psst! Mack! Cue the nice forgiving music, with a voice recording of people going "awww"....come on! Cue it or I'll kick you in the face!)

Edit --> Man, Kadino's a psychic! Or, he knows how to use the who's online thing...nah, that's just plain unlikely.

Originally posted by Kadino
Actually, I prefer to stalk my prey before I deride them into lowly (or perhaps even liberally educaded) servitude. As soon as I've coerced Mack into converting to moogle, you'd best be watching your back. Or if your head truly is on backwards, your front.

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