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"And lo, the LORD saw that the script kiddies and hotmail hax0rs were many, and dumb, and HE sent Kadino down in a rickshaw of sarcasm drawn by Mack and Saber to smite them. And He saw this, and it was good." -- 2 Gamercrossfireus 54:3

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Quote #151
Originally posted by Fierce Deity
now what was I here for? *walks in* oh! right! *steals milk, eggs, and a box of cake mix and runs to his own thread* Thanks!

Quote #152
Originally posted by Kadino
I've been really angry with all the people just 'falling of the face of the boards'

I'm happy to see you back, but almost feel like an empty burlap potato bag that you tossed aside in search of a better food. Potatos are good! Come on man!

I really want Pat and Saber to become active again... I miss them like an ex-lumberjack misses a leg, or perhaps a finger. (Though at least Brian came back with my left hand, it's been really hard to type with only one.)

Quote #153
Originally posted by w0lfqu33n
You......only own Cats, don't you? ~_^ Um, there is no "dog nip"

Originally posted by Fierce Deity
sure there is! I...uh...invented it!...

Originally posted by Farlo
*brings in a few rats* I love my rat friends yes I doo. *one bites her ear* aww

Originally posted by Fierce Deity
....okay that's creepy. *throws her in GXF asylum*

Quote #154
Originally posted by Skullkidlink
Yippee! I feel the power surging through my body! It feels like I have become powerful!

Wait, no, that's just me peeing my pants.

Quote #155
Originally posted by Skullkidlink
The smile originated back in ancient Rome, when hippos were airline pilots and small bags of potato chips were found in every public bath. Sadly, these days didn't last forever, and when the chipmunks invaded Egypt in 593, Rome also suffered great bodily damage, mostly to the pancreas. Rome entered an age of corruption; A game of "Beat That Man's Nostrils Until I Urinate" was not uncommon in most areas, and few hippos were ever seen in the sky. Later, in 786, the Romans discovered a way to convert pollution into raw energy. Sadly, a few years later, most of the population was killed off due to dirty phones. A man who survived, who to this day has remained unknown, soon wrote a book descibing the horrible suffering in which the country went through. Don't Smile: My Father is Dead and My Leg is Deteriorating was found in 1837 by some Russian doctors who just happened to be camping near the site of the unknown man's house. Sadly, the Russians had no clue what the man was trying to say, burned the book, and, having just created a new symbol, went on to name the symbol a smile.

Originally posted by Kadino
SKL... You warm my heart with the flames of a napalm-covered Kia. I thank you for that.

Originally posted by Nemesis
And to think he just warms my hands as I slowly add various limbs to the campfire.

Actually somebody really should shoot SKL before he puts his imagination to good use inventing stuff. We wouldn't know what hit us.

Quote #156
Originally posted by Brian
I also stumbled across a naked human rogue named LdyKera in my earliest levels. I /slapped her and she ran away, so I didn't pursue the subject.

Quote #157
Originally posted by Silver Rogue
Well...she is...a girl, right? I mean...I always thought so....

Originally posted by Mack
Only on wednesdays. (Bask in the confusion!)

Quote #158
Originally posted by King
I was very careful never to mention any names. I feel I'm quite offensive enough without having to get into too much of a habit of personal attacks in threads.

Originally posted by HaVoK
However, i'm not offensive enough. Therefore...Mack, you suck!

Unfortunately, i have nothing against mack, i really want to have something against him, but he's just so great.

Quote #159
Originally posted by Janus
I am not prejudiced, nor am I one to leap to conclusions. I hate each and everyone one of you. Some, I don't even have a reason for, but when I'm lying awake at night, seething in a pit of hatred, I think of you. Yes, you. Personally. Some have called my hatred 'pointless', 'unfocused' and even 'a blatant lie to get some kind of response' but they're wrong. I hate you.

Quote #160
Originally posted by Brian
Furries aren't real.

Maybe nobody told you.

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